Total Medals Earned: 569 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,010 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (55/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/345 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/175 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/30 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Medals Earned: 11/16 (155/380 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (110/240 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You went through the gallery
Checked out the credits
Enter the gallery
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Kill the boatman
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Help all of the G-units
Fly to mount Olympus
Knock out the farm boy
Don't kill the boatman
Complete Hades' game
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Complete the game
Quickly move down the mountain.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Play the game many times in one session.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
well! what is it!
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
