Total Medals Earned: 508 (From 73 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,370 Points
Medals Earned: 16/22 (355/450 points)
Kill all four babies in any level.
Unlock the first 11 flower faces by collecting 5000 coins.
Rescue one of the seven hidden Koopalings.
Activate all four colours of ! blocks.
Complete any level without killing an enemy or getting hit.
Collect all seventy-five silver coins.
Rescue all seven hidden Kooplaings.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Pluck every vegetable and destroy every weed in the oasis.
Deal the finishing blow to a boss with a projectile weapon.
Kill 50 Dolphins in one play session.
Use every level exit.
Collect 20K coins and unlock all 41 flower faces.
Medals Earned: 29/100 (450/2,000 points)
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
06 - Get hit by a laser
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
01 - Throw kid body
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
07 - Get Flame Gun
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
07 - Destroy Krangby
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 10/48 (100/500 points)
Very Bad, popular music makes your ears bleed
Win game with 20 points or more
Find the 3 hidden stars
won game with 30 points or more
Won the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Big round of applause!
Medals Earned: 8/30 (55/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 18/50 (130/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (55/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end